Q: Which of Santa's reindeer's needs to mind his manners the most?
A: Rude-olph.
Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet.
Q: Where do Santa's reindeer's like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite
Q: If you're afraid of Santa Claus, what condition do you have?
A: Claustrophobia